You know, it would be a hell of a thing if everyone that flouted COVID restrictions on social media were fined according to their income.

Instagrammers are not smart people.

While it seems like he’s joking, part of me wants to believe that George Clooney travels the world with a Flowbee in his suitcase much like Princess Vespa and her industrial strength hair dryer.  

I agree. Seems exactly like the kind of dry humor he’s known for, that you either get that he’s joking or you don’t, and it only works if he doesn’t bother to clarify.

I have no idea, but thanks to J.K. Rowling my guess for any upper-class British white woman is ‘transphobic.’

Tom is far from the only person to see less-than-stellar results with the Flowbee, and I can’t help but feel extremely skeptical of this bizarre admission from Clooney, whose hair is always extremely well-coiffed.

This is my definition of a good haircut. It’s when I walk out with more hair than before I ask for a refund.

Sounds like he was just fucking with the interviewer. The guy obviously has a professional stylist and barber, and probably a whole routine of his own he’s been doing for 20 years before going out.

Gratefully, it went amazing. Perfect Gentlethem, made me feel like a teenage girl dating her first crush. 

lol yeah ....just look at their trees

“As you can see, the Suckcut cuts --- while it sucks!” 

No way that guy is getting his hair done by anyone except the fancy Italian barber that makes house calls around Lake Como.

u old.

cuts his own hair using a Flowbee, a contraption I’m just now learning of that the manufacturer describes as a “vacuum haircut system.”

Jeezus fucking christ on a cracker. Has no one on the staff seen Wayne’s World? 

“Literally who asked but also not incorrect!” This is such a comment bait line, but I’ll bite: do you read, and why do you insist on writing about something you’re obliquely claiming you haven’t read? I want to ask you stop, but there’s a big part of me that definitely thinks its amusing to upset people like me. BUT…

And that accent was God awful.

Oh I’m sure the Royal Family hasn’t watched The Crown in the same way that Ann Coulter swears she has never seen that Boondocks episode about her.

She’s not wrong though. Central Station is one of the first foreign films I ever sat through and it’s really good. Shakespeare in Love was fine, but its more historical romcom than anything else.

I saw that Glenn Close shade, I was like - wow. I think I’ll watch her new movie, tonight, as an aside. The name puts me off - lol. But I have watched literally EVERYTHING ELSE by now. I will also watch the next ep of Undoing tonight - for the stunning wardrobe and thoughts of trying a shade of copper for my hair. And…