So, I get that I’m a bleeding heart for animals, but if 2020 has taught me anything it is that we over rely on animals for goods. All the culling of animals earlier in the year by farmers due to processing plants being shut down and now millions of minks... I think there has to be a better way.  I’m a 20 year…

While punching you in the ribs. 

We still have one month left to go. God help us.

2020 is the gift that keeps on holding you down and stuffing giving down your throat.

Two weeks and 2.5 million dead minks later, the government concluded that actually, the threat to human vaccines had “very likely been extinguished,” a realization that the country’s many mink farmers probably wish had been arrived at earlier.

Nothing beats my imaginary grindcore band Killer Moths

They don’t smell that bad either.

Ok, who had that on their 2020 bingo card? *shudder*

Discount decomposed fur coats! Just a little dirty and stretched out. The perfect fashion trend for 2020. 

Still going to call dibs on Zombie Minks as my Zoom-based pop-thrash band tho.

Pangaean’s mouth scratching turkey is gossip circle famous.

Was this something we needed in 2020? Or was it released in 2020 so we might think “Hell, why not? Burn it all down.”

yer a green clown nose

Matthew Morrison creeps me the fuck out.  There is something about him that just oozes slime to me.  This is a travesty.  

Suddenly I feel better about the dry turkey I served up for just me, my two kids, and my seven month old English mastiff. 🙂

I don’t want to be a gossip, but I actually had to kick Catherine out of my bed because I had to get moving to my family gathering. She’s so needy. I mean, that’s the last time I hook up with a FWB right in front of a feast with pie. I’m almost always up for a second go, but we’re talking pie here. In multiple…

Aaw. Missing family? Let’s all hope that next year we’ll be looking back with a peculiar sense of longing for a bit of peace and quiet. Happy Thanksgiving, and thank you for giving me a laugh.

When the angelic hosts arrive during the half time shows of America’s annual slaughter of Lions or Bears and tens of millions fight through carbo-induced lethargy and half-hearted family for touch football scrimmages across half raked leaf covered battlefields, the joyous, sun crowned mind of Harron Walker. Will have i…

Do you live with Catherine? If not, why is Catherine coming to your fucking house?

Is it possible that la coca is a covid prophylactic? It would explain many things about Rudy Giuliani that I can’t quite get to make sense in my senseless mind.