What, in all seriousness, is the point of this “article”? I actually hate myself now for clicking on it. I guess you got your fractions of a penny from ads from me, so I guess you’re welcome.

That is a monster of a pool. I have a 45,000 gallon salt pool that is 9 feet in the deep end. Her pool probably holds that much water in the shallow end!

I mean, most pools have a deep end that’s at least 5 feet deep or more... if she’s below 5' that’ll make any pool look stupid deep in comparison. It’s the same reason that male pornstars are often paired with small women, the size difference makes certain assets look... bigger.

I’m deeply concerned about your ability to spell. 

Sorry to be That Person, but there’s no E in Monstrous. I get misspellings in the body of articles these days, since editing is a thing of the past and all that, but you should maybe spell-check headlines at least.

Do ... do you know how swimming works? It doesn’t really matter how deep the water is. I’m sure she’d enjoy you writing about her as if she’s a child, though.

Only a fucking Kennedy could nearly kill somebody in a kayaking accident.

Sure he does. Its laid-back, stoner surfer. But since Matthew McConaughey claimed that leading man corner in 1993 (and basically bought the entire block when he was playing bongos naked) Pitt just adopts the style of the woman on his arm (or who’s arm he is on) for formal stuff and awards.

Also, he’s homophobic?? I thought he was one-million-percent gay. Weird. 

We already have Ugly Big Truthers, it’s called “The White House.”

Can someone please remind Beyonce that we are in the middle of a pandemic- and if ONE SINGLE PERSON GETS SICK OR DIES because Ms. B - decided her art was more important than “the workers” lives, she might be a spoiled hypocrite???  Such bullshit.

Look... yeah I’m happy that He’s successful good on TP. That said his movies I don’t get most of them are just bad. Like 1980's soap opera bad. 

TBH - he has ALWAYS given me arrogant creep vibes. I was sort of waiting for this to happen.

I can’t stop thinking of the mother of his child. Imagine starting a family with a man who can easily take care of the both of you, only for him to lose everything and be revealed as a predator months after the baby is born. She’s dealing with so much. I know her family group chat is quiet as hell these days.

I’ve never understood the adulation of Tyler Perry, and especially Oprah’s support of him because literally every single thing I’ve seen that he does is some sort of “morality tale” aimed at women. All the women in his stories are punished constantly for not being his idea of “moral”. I hate it.

This is from her original nemeses post, so you can rest easy:

Those kids are not seeing him by choice. At their age, no judge is forcing them to see him. I work in domestic law. That’s a fact. 

Just some random observations. Looking at the pictures in the Hollywood Life link. it seems to me that Brad Pitt had a very narrow window of attractive years. Also, if you just go by physical appearances, all of the pics of him look like “couples that look like they go together” except for the ones with Angie.

Brad Pitt takes on the personality and style of the women he dates/marries. He has no personality of his own.

I hate how Jolie has been painted the villian in all of this. Brad got drunk on a plane and hit his kid and yet somehow he is a hero?