Could we have Titus spinoff titled Peen-ot Noir instead?

Why are we reporting on Jade’s love life now? Why is Jez insistent on making her a legit celebrity?

OK, that thing is freaking adorable. 

Thank you. Funny how Jezebel always misses out this info.

I used to love my Chantelle Rive Gauche but two years ago either the bra changed or my breasts changed. It didn’t have the plush feeling anymore and didn’t give me the shape and support it used to.

She means breasts that don’t defy gravity, breasts that have gravitas ;)

Sex. I meant SEX. Sexy sexy sex. 

One of my all-time favourites!

I tend to agree with you. So it’s confirmed that Caster’s genotype is XY? The issue is that there’s no clarity on this. It does suck personally for caster but I do think the ruling sets a generous bar. Testosterone also helps to build muscle more easily besides conceding strength, speed and stamina. I would also agree …

Say what you will about Kim (and I often do) but her body looks SNATCHED. I couldn’t stop starting at it for a bit.

God. Fashion is so fucking stupid.

That you’re expecting Gendry to articulate anything well is even more unlikely. 

What a Fakeout! I really thought Drogon was going to come soaring up behind her and burn them all to a crisp. Alas. 

Yaaas. Suuuper chivalrous to murder a child and rape your sister at your’s funeral. What a gentleman. 

Jon does nothing for me in general. 

I’ve not read the books but we can safely guess than Dany is on her way to becoming the Mad Queen?

Honestly, isn’t Gendry the one with the most claim here?

I’m from SEA. Without revealing too much, my ex-company and by extension myself, worked very closely with Ministry of Brunei. They are one of our biggest clients. Most of the top brass are not intelligent and incredibly lazy. They have so many public holidays and religious holidays and they become unresponsive and…

So... what you’re saying is... Cannibal Witch for President?

Yup, just saw that I missed out a comma. My only defence is that it’s 5am my time.