Excellent, terrifying points. I am, however, glad there exists an opportunity for discourse on the oddities of aging in the comments section of an article with “Jambaroo” in the title.

Question: Do you think it’s easier to be in “Grumpy Old Man Phase” now than in previous decades? The new shit seems to rotate out almost quarterly with someone or something new always emerging due to the nearly unbridled access to publication. Did cultural trends stick around longer in the past thus making Grumpy Old…

So I’ve hit phase 3 of my life v. pop culture

So you can comment, but you can’t read well enough to understand that the Funbag isn’t going anywhere?

I like Inception very much, but it’s ending isn’t that special. It certainly provokes a question, but come on - a top ending of all time? Get real.

The first projectile diarrhea was my Vietnam.

Baby Poop is the worst poop. After changing several hundred (if not thousands) of diapers, including quite a few “explosions,” I can honestly say that getting shit on myself no longer grosses me out or even bothers me. Poop Immunity.

That irony sounds pretty delicious to me...

You know I saw the movie again on Sunday and it’s never really explained why Finn all of a sudden decided he had enough of the order. I actually thought the “Force Awakens” was also referring to him but you never know. I thought it was really weird Ren notices him so early in the movie. Also the fact he ended in a…

That Houston Texans fanlady who wrote the letter after the “This Is Why Your Team Sucks in 2015” preview was fire.

Patton’s response is all I needed to see.

What is an “ingrat” and why did it take “Ingrate”’s job?

This and the Hayne release are all part of Trent Baalke’s master plan to make 49ers fans completely apathetic to this team.

All credit for this goes to ak732. His genius came up with this image. I just copied it and saved it for certain times when I knew it would come in handy.

You need to credit the original poster

This will never get old.

he and his writing team are 1000% smarter than me and I 2000% love every minute of it