I was going to comment on the amount of trolls in these comments about a freaking PG movie made in the 80’s, before CinemaSins, a.k.a. “Troll’s resource for telling you why your favorite movie is bad, and you should feel bad”, but then I remembered where I was.

(I had this happen with a spatula once, and it’s the worst thing that has ever happened to me personally: The whole house smelled like nuclear fallout for eight days.)

+1 extra point for wit

I think “a movie” needs to read “that movie”, otherwise, I counterpoint with Seven.

This is more confusing than Shade Court. /s

Went to Disneyland last month and watched a geriatric go Tony Stewart on her grandson. Didn’t realize she was on his foot with the scooter, and when Mom started to yell, Gramma panicked and gunned it, using the kid’s shin like a speed bump. Because what says Disney more than a broken leg and three generations of…

As a Marvel fanboy (with my Death of Superman issue in bag), I found this video to hold a lot of sway about these 4.

Same idea as this, different “battle worlds”, etc. this is a rehash of a 30 year old event, which to guys like me, that might have been a little too young for the previous, but know some of the history, makes this iteration more exciting. Symbiote Spidey was my JAM back in the day.

Spidey got the symbiote waaaay back in the 80’s, with SECRET WARS I. Hence my comment. The symbiote made it through, others will too. Just enjoy the ride, brother.

You don't like symbiote Spidey? Or Venom? Or Carnage? Lay in wait, young friend, it will pan out.

+1 awesome story, -2 for incorrectly referencing Mjolnir.

I'm really hoping you understand this reference, so I'm not the creepy old guy in here. My favorite video growing up, damn you.

But.....but.....but....He loves puppies!!

It’s called “Citizens of Maricopa County”, unfortunately.

From what I hear, Phoenix PD and the Deputies work together well, but half of AZ hates Arpaio. Still doesn’t correct the headline.

Being an Arizona native, this sickens me to no end. 3.5 million dollars of taxpayer money that should have been spent on the front end, you know, DOING THE FUCKING JOB YOU WERE ELECTED TO DO. This, and the CPS clusterfuck really have me wondering if AZ is the best places for my kids. Not to mention the 2 million…

Legit service that mails a bag of gummy dicks to your enemies anonymously, a la envelope full of glitter

http://bagofdicks.com

I still do this today, but I have to finish said portion. Like fries before burger, veggies before entree. Freaks my coworkers out when we have lunch.

See if she’s rocking a gazillion carat ring. Worked for Kobe.