So it’s “we’ll lose money and monetize this later”

According to baseball-reference.com, baseball games are 15% longer than they were a generation ago, 20% longer than two generations ago, and nearly twice as long as they were after WWII.

Might as well redirect the river and give it to Kentucky.

Those have depth and warmth.

So?

Oh no another cycle i’m going to diiieeeeeee if i have to wait another cyyyyyycle

I can’t believe maintaining ACDA isn’t on this list. It causes may of these problems. Slows down highway traffic, causes gridlock, causes fender benders, causes road rage.

Chip & Dale’s Rescue Rangers is, as far as I’m concerned, a 2-D fighter in a platformer setting.

Unless they have champagne flutes, you can bet that they can’t a glass in the bar that’s taller than it is long around—i.e. that the height is greater than the circumference. It doesn’t look it, but any pint glass, any water glass, even a narrow one, will have a greater circumference than height.

Oh, no, your bit about saving lives was totally off-the-cuff and not meant to casually brag to strangers on the Internet. Sure. Yeah.

Oh you absolute SAINT. You are certainly better than everyone. You sure showed me! I am absolutely COWED by your grace and humility.

I can’t believe this has less stars than the OP.

I work for a nonprofit social justice organization. And yeah, sometimes when we get a big grant, I do the Big Money Dance. I learned it from my mom, who runs an architecture firm, who does the Big Money Dance anytime they get a check over a quarter million. Sometimes she sends a video of it to me. Though usually it’s…

Fine, and you?

This may be a first I’ve seen on Jalopnik: no comments finding a way to blame the POV driver.

Probably worried about the trailer hitch f—king up his bumper, or worse, getting caught.

There has been significant construction on the limited access highway that I take on my daily commute. Many people like to get past the backup by getting into the right lane, which eventually becomes an exit only lane, one exit before mine. Now, I will use that lane myself to bypass the backup, because I know either…

I’m not sure what your point is there. What harm is there in coming up with choreographed routines to run when players score? Are they not focused enough on the game? Are they not eating, sleeping, breathing, and peeing foootbaaaaawwww enough?

I don’t know, man, I’ve never seen a news report about an executive dog raping any of his employees.

Speaking of pathetic... oh no someone threatening me on the internet.