lol @ angry internet fascist

Because the Gawker Media Empire™ believes that having all their featured comments be trolling fosters a robust commenting community despite that being fucking stupid.

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No, I get it. You believe in killing “undesirables.” You’re entitled to your fascist opinion.

Yes, yes, I know, you have no principles unless a situation personally affect you. But not everyone lives like that.

And a lot of bullies HAVE been snatched and slammed against the wall. That’s one of the reasons kids become violent and cruel to begin with.

You’re imagining just one small sliver of what bullying is like. It’s not just getting a black eye and having your lunch money taken. It’s rumors and insinuations and lies. It’s taunts from groups of kids on the bus. It’s having your books knocked off your desk as people walk by. It’s racial, ethnic, and sexual…

Yeah, you’re pretty much a fascist.

You starred your own post, didn’t you? Speaking of

Well, I’m glad we have a eugenicist on this site to give us the fascist perspective.

Man, all you people with all your horror stories about being surrounded by terrible people at the movies. I almost never have that experience.

Jesus man, are you the kind of person who needs “Satire” tags on their Facebook feed?

Unless the ISS just got a better camera.

Output is much less significant a factor than mounting height and proper aiming. It’s all the Ford Humongos and Honda Absurdities with their headlights mounted at a normal car’s rear-view mirror height, compounded by any headlights that aren’t pointed towards the ground.

Meanwhile, there’s just about nothing in a basic incandescent bulb that will poison you, while CFLs are probably exacerbating the existing mercury problem in our oceans. Great job, progress!

That’s basic economics. Like, that’s first-day stuff. That people are continually surprised by it is the shocking part.

Because Jezebel loves celebrities. That’s, like, feminism, right?

Sometimes I think, “Were we overreacting to the Gawker Media Empire™
absorbing AV Club?” and then I am again reminded that trolls having the top comments aren’t a bug of Kinja, they are a feature.

Oh, man, an audiophile! I have a polished piece of oak whiskey barrel wrapped in rich Corinthian leather and if you put it in your pocket it will make embiggen your headphones’ soundstage by three octaves. Only $300.