Even harder to imagine is someone being 60 and caring what people think about their torso.

Wat? In my state, all bars have to offer a hot and a cold food option. Granted, you can get away with offering chips or a heated up can of Progresso, but still.

Yeah but how many headlines do you see about “Executive dog has been raping women for decades”? #teamdog

If Seneca’s so smart, why isn’t he rich? Or alive?

And what’s giving anyone the impression that she considered the role “beneath” her?

Ah yes, if only more actors could be more like master thespian Stan Lee.

OTOH it’s a garbage game and Super Punch-Out is a much better game.

“Very” is very much too strong a word.

Well, the Pixies managed to do it.

I don’t buy what Hue is selling. Everything the Browns’ management does is from a place of fear. There is nothing proactive.

When asked to “say in his lane” Andy Richter has Vincent D’Onofrio pick his top 5 movies of all time?

Because usually those messages are explicitly in reaction to movements like this. Quit with the “But what about MEEEEEEEEE?” coat-tail riding.

Yeah that joke was a little too convoluted to land

Bob?

...which you rushed to the internet to publicly declare, in a pique of irony.

Barely.

Except for the fact that it wasn’t followed up with, “Jesus Christ, Al!” but instead with a lame deflection.

Good thing that in the US we don’t have rich and powerful people controlling a country utilizing stupid ostentatious things that don’t work. In our case, that rich and powerful person is also the stupid ostentatious thing that doesn’t work.

How do you earn more in a month than you earn in five weeks?

For the love of God, FuriousGorge!