THE TAKES! THE TAKES! THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE TAKES!

“one of the 15 is maybe a joke”

“explains”

I mean, that’s kind of the definition. If many people recognized them, they wouldn’t be a deep cut. People who feel put out because no one recognizes their costume are unfathomable to me.

Well, Cleveland’s differential was 25% better and they had the best ERA, fewest walks and most strikeouts. So I still think it was mildly surprising.

Aroldis Chapman’s wife is glad when he gets the beatings out of his system on the field.

15 Costumes for People Who Frequently Say, “Well, ACTUALLY…”

“The lefty democrat liberal fakenews media continues to provide cover for murderers, rapists, child molestors, dopers, criminals, gunrunners, commies, gangbangers, liars, theives, cop killers & deviants of all punkass stripes.”

If only the Gawker Media Empire™ had control over how Kinja worked!

Note that you can only do the first time around college. If you return to finish your degree, they will not allow it.

How dare he levy personal attacks on things like her policy positions.

Yeah, got autocorrect’d

Ugh, Disqus would let me go back and edit this. Thanks, Kinja!

I still haven’t seen you say anything that contradicts Stepped Pyramids.

Rich Hall of Not Necessarily the News and QI fame invented the single.

If you two don’t watch it, you’re going to get detention.

Set yourself of on fire, jump into a Burmese tiger pit, and choke on a peach pit you rassin-frassin double-dumbass.

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