So there’s, what, a no-woman-zone between .5" and 2"? Anything in between is verboten?

Well the problem is she’s never gotten head.

Lock up these degenrate druggo thugs.

QED it is canon that Yoshi is some sort of quantum dinosaur whose tongue can be both inside and outside its own mouth simultaneously.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Welcome to the real world. Look at what 46% of voters did to the rest of us.

No questions about whether he has a Johnsonian dong.

lol at “you’re getting self righteous on me” 

Can’t tell if serious or...

But what you’re proposing still has games being decided by a fucking rulebook.

Intrigued by multi-ball concept.

There are no penalties associated with the law and it probably wouldn’t pass Constitutional muster in the Supreme Court.

Can you imagine if two teams went on field and spiked the ball on the first eight plays?

So now that AV Club is part of the Gawker Media Empire™ couldn’t you just let Deadspin and the Root write this stuff since they’re, ya know... good at it?

Well, actually, that’s Cousin Itt.

Or some people really like how he writes characters, dialogue and develops relationships. It could be *gasp* people actually like Stephen King!

If I were going to pick a Cleveland Indian who I really only remember for, like, being there, it would be Candy Maldonado.

I hate bank heists. They’re gritty and violent and it gets everywhere.

[Rachel Carson spins in her grave so fast she becomes a source of renewable energy.]

I’m so glad the people who think rape is hilarious finally have their champion.