This disrespect to the flag is a distraction. The Titans and Broncos shouldn’t be allowed in the NFL.

When asked about “Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” Hansbrough’s Happy Dance replied, “It’s a distraction. There are literally five parts of baseball: bases, ball, bat, players, and rules. Everything else is just window dressing.”

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40% overrun? You’re being very charitable to the US armed forces.

More so than uno

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Oh, don’t mince words.

How is Cards Against Humanity not last

Heh. “Play ball.”

Not that I would mind finding a new approach to putting people in peril among dinosaurs. Crichton himself did a pretty good job with the hippo scene in Congo, and they’re herbiviorous.

But haven’t they kind of burned through most of the readily-identifiable variations of the “villain”-type (i.e. carnivorous) terrestrial dinosaurs (i.e. theropods)? Is there much else that doesn’t look more or less like a t.rex, spinosaurus, compsognathus, dilophosaurus, or deinonychus? Presumably that’s why Crichton…

*Also Marilyn Monroe and Charles Manson (and Ginger Rogers, Albert Fish, Madonna, John Wayne Gacy, Twiggy, Richard Ramirez...)

No one should be mocked for liking things.

That’s what I said when I got a 52% on my midterm. “Correct answers were more the rule than the exception, professor!”

Marilyn Manson angered by appropriation of other people’s lives?

Mike Polk is a hero and I won’t hear anyone, not even a fellow Clevelander, say otherwise.

I don’t have much sympathy for someone getting stupid questions when they choose to go on Dr. Fucking Phil.

Turns out the employee was named Becky Imnotracistbut

Ted Cruz is on Kinja?

Man Seeking Woman is great.