I'm beginning to think this cartoon about interplanetary bounty hunters and their genius corgi is playing fast and loose with science, what with how stupid corgis are.

Bender Bending Rodrrrrrrrrrriguez

My mom's corgi is pretty fucking funny, so that's a start.

Mr. President, we told you: Twitter or Disqus. You can't use both.

Akira

I listen to NGE. Frequently.

…said no one with a goddamned lick of sense, ever.

I grow tumescent in anticipation

Fourth favorite anime soundtrack, if you count Katamari Damacy as anime.

And that's how minor Star Wars characters are named.

No thanks, I just ate.

Not in being from America!

Anything that gets more corgis on tv

It's Cowboy Bebeop, not Cowboy Shebop!

The Donald System?

AND OFTEN VERY LOUDLY, MODUS.

Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum?

NIIIIIIIIICHOLAS

What hump?

I still have an N64, what do I need from ports? I DEMAND POKEMON 2NAP!