If you have time to listen to music, I assume you have time to finish your paperwork.

Where do you think you are right now?

Ever notice that Frank Darabont, the guy responsible for so many Stephen King adaptations, has a name you'd expect to find in a Stephen King book?

Or "Cigarette's Johnson"

The Agora? Weird. I thought all they did was metal and hardcore and hip-hop.

POE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

That's why they keep saying "Man of Steel and Batman v Superman writer David S. Goyer" instead of "Kickboxer 2 and Demonic Toys writer David S. Goyer"

I can't believe we went through Wii AND WiiU and didn't get a Pokemon Snap 2. I would buy a new system just for Pokemon Snap 2, new Mario, Kart and Smash.

Similarly, Saturday Night Live objectively reached it's peak the season before you got your driver's license.

http://www.neatorama.com/20…

Only if you're some kind of SJW. I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all!

Well, not every animal. There are apparently animals in the Pokeverse that aren't Pokemon.

And you thought you'd never use it in real life.

Well, it's not quite a pocket and it's not quite a monster… but man—*laughs* So to answer your question, I don't know.

Full Moon Pictures Presents… Charles Band's Fog vs. Mist: Dampness Rising

I thought he was watching Parks and Rec with a meditating Buddhist monk.

Well, there's hand stuff, mouth stuff, butt stuff… and then there's wall stuff.

And "O old cyan Trump"

"Clayton Purdom" is an anagram of "Cylon toad rump"

"Bill"?