dogstar, Juliette and the Licks, 30 Odd Foot of Grunts, Hollywood Vampires, She and Him, Wicked Wisdom

Fun fact: I ruined "Brown-Eyed Girl" for a friend when I told him what "brown eye" can also refer to.

Do that thing on the piano that you said ghosts hate!

I'd probably be arrested for constantly rubbing my face on people's shoulders and biceps.

Fun fact: They spelled it Sandurz, like it was Mad Magazine or something.

Looks like the rubber band is on the other claw!

Well, women can only be 78% as fucked up as men for the same job.

Hey, hey, hey, let's not go lumping us who will probably die alone eaten by our cats with assholes like this!

Santa Claus hates everyone but Zoidberg.

And Scott Pilgrim kind of?

Hell, she did Playboy!

I JUST WANT A SERIES ABOUT THAT HOTEL CONCIERGE.

There's the girl on Parks and Rec that dates the shoeshine guy who has apparently has many developmental disabilities.

But his profile picture on the dating app is terrrrrrrrrrrrible

There's Away We Go, with Jim from The Office and Maya Rudolph, whose mother is Black and father is Jewish. More of an indie romcom than a traditional one, though.

And then the murders started?

You're the ne'est person I know.

So my errors cancel each other out, making me just as right! :D

Like three parts Good Wife, one part The Incredible Hulk

80% legal procedural, 20% smashing