No, if he was fucking kidding you he'd have said, "A horse walks into a fucking bar. The fucking bartender says, 'Why the long fucking face?'"

I like to think I'd have the presence of mind to hit ctrl-enter if someone shot me midp

The Footman's Tale

If there weren't already a Daredevil, I'd think that a She-Hulk would be a slam-dunk Netflix series.

Johnny Depp is on AV Club?

I accidentally the entire wonder woman mov
what should i do… is this dangerous ?

Wolverine, Galactus, Deadpool, Uatu, Sliver Surfer…

Daken

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they SHOULD!

Cribbage?

So if it drops 50% this week, that would put it in budget-times-two range, which is typically the break-even point, right? And then after that it starts being profitable? Sounds like it'll be a modest hit, then?

…he said, eighthly.

Now that I think about it, Spy Hard's is pretty fucking good.

False accusations of rape are not worse than rape.

The best kind of eight, actually!

It turns out the most dangerous game… is chickenfight.

I'm not sure what I'm getting at here. That people aren't all that different from 15 years ago? That rural Ohio and suburban Harvard have the same problem with intolerant fucks? That the same kind of hateful shit has just moved to a different medium?

Unless they're Black, in which case they're shot for not "behaving."

Sorry, "wall while"

I'm glad I went to a small Christian liberal arts school in central Ohio, where the worst that happened was someone came into my dorm room and wrote "F/\GGOT" on my while while I was in the shower.