I'm glad I went to a small Christian liberal arts school in central Ohio, where the worst that happened was someone came into my dorm room and wrote "FAGGOT" on my while while I was in the shower.

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Penn State welcomes them with open arms.

With their intense dance training and ability to play Chopin concertos like they're some kind of hot shit. SUCK ON MY BACHELOR'S, YOU CONSERVATORY DIPSHITS.

The AV Club

Just a little airborn! Still good, still good!

That's one of the things I disliked about him in Broad City. I thought it was, well, way too broad, not the skewed normality that, for example, Kumail Nanjiani or Bob Balaban brought, where realism meets sitcom silliness.

SICK GUITAR SOLO

Sparks, one of the precursors to Four Loko? I'll admit, it does make me loquacious, though the wit might suffer for it.

11/22/63 should be your gateway back. It's Prime King.

I know, right? The Shardik confrontation is more satisfying than Mordred, the Crimson King AND Flagg!

11/22/63 MADE ME CRY

Technically eight, actually. Wind Through the Keyhole is a midquel between IV and V, written after VII.

See what you will about Stephen King, he knows his way around a turn of phrase. "Ol' Long Tall and Ugly," "I kill with my heart, motherfucker!" "I have forgotten the face of my father," "What is a 'honky mahfah'?"

Harry Potter is seven books. There are fewer words in The Dark Tower than there are in A Song of Fire and Ice.

Like everything else on my broken TV set from 1989?

Thankee-sai

1, 2, 3 are great. I hate 4 but many like it. I like 5 but many people don't. 6 and 7 depend entirely on how you feel about Stephen King's best and worst habits.

It's good. It's a fine film. It's clever. It's fun. If your option is to watch The Artist or The Godfather, watch the Godfather. If your option is to watch The Artist or Pirates of the Caribbean 12, watch The Artist.