I accept that, Your Honor. Thank you for your time.

That's stupid. You're stupid.

It's a little fun.

Damian Lillard RIP

A weird ass-thing, huh?

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY

Fun/shameful fact: I learned about Suicidal Tendencies from listening to Limp Bizkit.

Denver Nuggets fan, eh?

All he wanted is to give the guy a Pepsi and he wouldn't take it from him
All he wanted was to give a Pepsi, just one Pepsi
And he wouldn't take it from him!

I didn't get you anything.

Bye Felicia.

It's been 18 years, cut a nerd some slack.

Good 'un.

Listen, everyone at work was already pretty sure anyways.

That's certainly a persuasive argument!

Basically. Blue Monday is ideal because of the monotonous drums but also a little melody. Plastikman doesn't work as well.

The band led by the bisexual African-born Zoroastrian Indian!?

This is something my friends and I would do if we thought about it.

I really think you should sing "All-Star" to the tune of "Wind Beneath My Wings"

Did you get hacked by one of those alt-right trolls? DID YOU GET HACKED