You're forgiven.

Ugh.

We just draw dicks in Gchat.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Just because your username makes me laugh every time doesn't mean I'm going to help you move.

I'm the only one here who uses Gchat frequently? Crazy. What do you people use to bullshit with your friends when pretending to work?

I only know one of those things! Hangouts I've used for Skype/Facetime-esque stuff.

CYAN, MAGENTA, YELLOW AND BLACK!

"He has perfect genes. He's like some kind of master race. He will find the final solution for all America's problems with a furor unseen for a century. He will secure the fatherland for another millennium!"

The primaries are red, green and blue, you fool.

Even if WAG becomes a bit of a slog through the middle part, the series is pretty top-notch through the first five books.

…but it couldn't hurt!

Instagram and Twitter are the dimly lit streets of the internet?

"INDIGO" WAS INVENTED BY BIG ACRONYM TO LINE THEIR GREEDY COFFERS.

…Frank Stallone?

Sounds more like you need reading glasses.

Yeah but it's the kind of thing that could hap— *Vaudeville hook drags Cigarette off stage.*

There are only seven colors: red, brown, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. Anything else is a fucking lie.

Lagavulin?

I think Batman Forever best represents the 90s, on account of it represented old farts taking great groundwork and just abusing the shit out of it with no motive other than a quick buck, and subsequently having morons rewarding them for it. See also: the late 2010s.