You hear they're pulling Firefly, too?

And that single film has sustained your hockey jersey habit for nigh 25 years!

fuzzbubble! Days of the New! Michael Penn! A cheap Cherry Poppin' Daddies knockoff!

Not to mention you're a deity.

Which movie represented ending welfare as we knew it? Which one best had the best metaphor for media deregulation?

"How the hell can you tell which of those blurry blobs is Quen—oh, there he is."

Well, when a man and a Lobot really love each other…

I don't buy many (any) ebooks, but I fucking LOVE getting library books on my kindle when travelling. And borrowing comics from Hoopla on my Ipad.

You're oging to want armrests with a built-in ergonomic split keyboard. That's an extra $599.99.

I thought the future was strapping your Android to your face.

Catholic Girls
Probably got to second base with another girl at least once.

Sex lies on video tape..

And the video for Orbital's theme song!

Yeah. Meh.

Die Hard but the good guys are vampires, the bad guys are werewolves and the hero is Kristin Stewart.

Die Hard but the bad guys are vampires.

The Relic absolutely does not hold up. The Relic is just awful, particularly compared to the book.

Yeah but he calls himself "Father John Misty" so…

I should become a DJ named Feat. Feat.

"Would be Played by Walton Goggins"