Well hell, let's skip the middleman and go straight to summary executions.

Caroline, can we start calling you a writress?

IMDB confirms that there was a 1954 Dragnet feature-length theatrical release. Plot Keyword search sorted by year suggests three other options, but one (The Goldbergs, mentioned in the last Wiki Wormhole) predates the TV series (and arose from the radio and stage versions), one is an I Love Lucy special that only had…

*Whips out abacus, slide rule, adding machine, calculator, laptop, and iPhone. Scribbles furiously.*

That's called a cat.

Hell yeah I would. Fuck 'em.

Good ass-dog?

Yes, because property destruction has never been an implicit threat to a person's bodily safety.

Eighty-one miles? I'll bleed out before then!

icwydt

Say what you will about American English, "gaol" is a stupid fucking word.

What a misunderstanding.

But Perlman had that sweet, sweet Devito money for so long.

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I liked The Second Renaissance a lot. It's a better fake I, Robot movie than I, Robot was. I liked the track one. It was, in general, better than Matrix II or III.

"Hey, hey, hey, I'd like to have some claim to fame!"
-Warren Harding

I read that as "a i" rather than Al and was quite mystified for a minute.

It's well known in Hollywood that Ignatiy can make or break a movie.

I always found it kind of funny that the relationship he described could just be your cousin's former roommate.

We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action movies these days guys? Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Johnny Bravo really going to town on this hot young lab tech.…