HI-LARITY

That Elizabeth Banks is a very beautiful woman?

Moscow transportation services provided by Pikup Andropov.

Just tell me if it's better or worse than MMPR the Movie.

A division of the Squim Group, an Allyn-Crane acquisition.

I just discovered that you can nest spoilers.

Was he supposed to be jerking off a different animal or did he do something that inadvertantly jerked off the bovine?

Chicks dig tattoos. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I like to think that IV says the whole thing whenever he and a date start talking about movies.

I'm assembling a team. We call it The Print Shop initiative.

We're switching to Ty Burrell for the next five years. Then Neil Flynn gets a shot.

"Underwritten'd!"

Jonah Hill and Michael Cera are the obvious choices.

The sultry huskiness of LiLo's and Miley's are enough to make me forget many of their sins.

My superhero name is Acrobat Audition. And this is my sidekick, Reader Audacity.

Whoever, the woman who does Broadway.

Chicks make you do crazy things.

"Hey, I beat that fat bastard Wendt. Troop Beverly Hills!"
"Yeah, but Frasier, Maris, Sam, Woody, Cliff, Rebecca… even Carla got a spinoff. Ted Danson bounced back from being in BLACKFACE!"

I'm going to corner the market on on "Great Job, Internet! Suprecut of All Six Power Rangers Movies Assembled Like a Dragon MegaZord" futures.

Have you ever listened to the Narwuar interview from the Mellow Gold era?
It's in RealAudio, but you can read the transcript too.
http://nardwuar.com/vs/beck…