They could've released one every year like Madden and I'd have eaten it up. They could've driven the concept into the ground like it was Star Wars or Legos and I wouldn't even be mad.

I resent the implication that I didn't rip every Record Club video into my iTunes the day it came out.

Obviously the next step is to assemble an eighteen piece band that does live Girl Talk tributes.

I know what I'm listening to for the billionth next time I go running.

One of Our Royal Presents! It's a functional comment system!

They ate so many shrimp they got iodine pois'nin'.

More beads?

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I want to wad you up into my life.

Apples, cigarettes, Pokemon with penises for noses, little ponies, Dawes, imaginary daughters, two things, Firefly notifications, police boxes, Frank Stallone…

But then the King of all the Cosmos has one too many and sends you back to square one.

That reminds me. I still want my money back for Spore.

Or an AV Club comment sectio

Listening to Steal This Album

'Bot Any Cheeeeeeese

Sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads, followers of obsolete, unthinkable trades doodling in Etruscan, addicts of drugs not yet synthesized, pushers of souped-up harmine, black marketeers of World War III, excusers of telepathic sensitivity, osteopaths of the spirit, investigators of…

There's nothing more American than using threats of violence to silence the opposition!

That analogy is so pained you should be ashamed of yourself.

And Steal this Book!

"Holy shit. They've gone plaid!"