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You got it, dude.

Very large overlap in that Venn diagram.

Of course, these days Urkel, with his big glasses, square clothing, and accordion, living in Chicago, would just be called a hipster and would probably have an artisan cheese shop manned by robots somewhere in Wicker Park.

*Plays an accordion dirge.*

It was the first comment of the article, man. You're way too late.

More likely, he has made peace it it.

"Weekly sitcoms require a considerable time commitment—just ask Jaleel White, who was doing the dual role thing on Family Matters long before Ewan McGregor on the upcoming season of Fargo. Actually, Moynihan can ask White himself now that the erstwhile Steve Urkel/Stefan Urquelle has signed on to Me, Myself, And I."

"That's what I've been saying!"
-Tyler Perry

Setting aside the comments below, you don't think your browsing habits paint a pretty accurate portrait of your age, race, gender, orientation, socioeconomic status, tax bracket, political ideology, porn preference, and how many toilet paper squares you use?

38? She's obviously been holding back on the good recipes. What else is she hiding?

Turns out he died in a botched mugging.

Yeh but it could happen

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ brought to you by SC Johnson.

Massive internal trauma kills people!

I thought those awful commercials (Microsoft tablets, maybe?) turned us off to those two.

"Listen, Stormtroopers. I'm in this heavy-ass full-body suit with poor maneuverability and all these little nooks and crannies that trap sand and a breathing apparatus that will get all fucked up and it'll really be a pain in my ass so I'm sending you."

There was a Death Star?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ That's more than I can be relied on to do once I'm comfortable on the couch. I'll watch the DVD menu for 20 minutes before I get motivated to change the disc.

I've got a bad feeling about this comment. George Lucas would never return to the well and do things again and again just because people recognize them.