"This young woman who is obviously lying has gone back to my home world for no discernible reason, probably just a cosmically unlikely coincidence, and she blasted the Death Star plans down there but fuck it, I'm not going to oversee this operation personally on account of how I hate sand on account of its coarseness…

I was going for Jon Lovitz's liar character on SNL.

Deadpool 2: Like That Scene in the First Hulk Movie, You Know the One, But for 140 Minutes

Like the guy who dropped his keys near his car but was looking for them by the streetlight, because it was easier to see there.

What's wrong with your face?

The articles are like poetry… they rhyme.

"Yeah, what she said. That's the ticket!"
-George Lucas

Threepio was in Rogue One? I don't remember shit from that movie. There was a blind ninja and Ghost Dog and someone wearing a rubber Cushing mask and that's about it.

It's so dense. Every star has so many wars going on.

My sense of superiority is within the normal range of wrought for my age and gender.

From the same people who tell you to buy Internet of Things toys:
http://lifehacker.com/we-ve…

Lol, indeed, Carrot. Lol, indeed.

*G's the F O*

Dikachu
That AV Club Pop-Up

Yeah, Kinja may be stable but literally the only blog that seems to have robust discussions is Jalopnik. Clearly the platform does not encourage conversation.

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It'll mostly be dialogue on a single set, assuming that the leaked title is correct: Deadpool: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfsbane.

What about that Jackman guy? He'd be good as a grizzled badass.

Last time someone tried to disqus my back door, they got a slap in the face.

I disagree. There's plenty of room.