I think Home Pride is like the Coca-cola of bread. In the same way that Coke is bubbly sugar-water, Home Pride is Wonder Bread dyed brown, but goddamn, they both got it just right.

"and who is dead"
*Gets an erection from that highly distilled O'Neal.*

And you can travel with it as a failsafe. You get to the hotel and the restaurant is closed? "Jesus, I just want to eat and go to bed." BAM! PB&J. There's no BAM! Gazpacho. or BAM! Fish fry. Even if you want ramen you still have to macgyver the coffee maker.

Yeeeeeah, but sometimes you do something healthier for a long time (Diet Coke, wheat pasta) and then one day you have the unhealthy version (real Coke, white pasta) and you're like, "OH GOD, I FORGOT WHAT THIS BLISS WAS LIKE."

And I'm sure guys who travel a lot want something unfuckuppable. If you go to craft services and there's crappy lunchmeat and wilted lettuce or get catered and there's overcooked pasta and hockey puck steaks, you might just say, "Just give me some goddamned Jif and grape jelly on Home Pride."

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Wyclef has many things to answer for, but Black Eyed Peas songs aren't any of them.

Are you bouncing back and forth between Disqus and AV Club Classic accounts too?

"Tax evasion is a way of life."

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU EVER KNEW HE MADE AN APPEARANCE ON A WYCLEF VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Dill-in or Dye-lon? Cause at least he got the former to gaze beatifically in a music video.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMNED MOUTH

The lesson to take away here is that if you're going to be Black in America, at least have the good sense to be famous.

*Masturabates furiously.*

-Ian Malcolm

You want to sleep on my cat's chest? I'll tell you right off the bat, Chief won't go for that.

No moa! I can't take it!

So it's wheelies making fun of us walkies? Reverse racism!

Well, let's not go crazy. George Reeves is Superman.

YOU WATCH IT! I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT BEFORE YOU CAN SAY "BOO"!

You want to sleep on my chest?