Google: Don't be evil.
Google shareholders: lol stfu

But that scene with the dog in I Am Legend tho.

I'm not so much accusing Google of actively promoting hate speech. "Don't be evil" is a motto that Google has had for some time, and is, ostensibly, not simply about the corporation refraining from committing overtly bad acts. From their code of conduct:

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That I don't care about so much because I think those are stupid.

Justice for David S. Pumken Borb!

I've pulled better Ambersons out of my lint catcher.

Bangers? You mean like a sausage in the mouth?

People talk about breakfast for dinner all the time, but no one ever brings up the pleasure of dinner food for breakfast. SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS AT 7AM IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CONSIDER.

Meanwhile, YouTube's parent Google is apologizing to advertisers for their ads running next to videos from hate groups and is rightly getting shit for both associating advertisers with neo-Nazis and with financially benefiting from and supporting those same hatemongers.

"I'm not racist but…"

This is a little political allegory, isn't it?

How is it that these accounts can post 200 spam comments without anyone at Disqus giving a shit?

*and George W. Bush's

Also Catholic teachers working in KKK-dominated districts, Communists censored by KKK- and Catholic-dominated municipalities, and Guantanamo inmates. No permanent allies, no permanent enemies.

"Charles Whitman? He's okay."

Bite your tongue.

Fun fact: North had an unlikely ally when he was prosecuted for his role in Iran-Contra. You guessed it: Frank Stallone. No, seriously, it was the ACLU.

You know, if we had Kinja it would keep all these stupid pun threads in the Grays.

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