Doubleplusgood point.

I always assume people are using "I could care less" either sarcastically or that there is an implicit "like" before it.

The amount of sympathy I have for a person's shitty job is inversely proportional to the level of freedom and privilege their station in life provides them. That is to say, I have lots of sympathy to the factory worker, the McDonalds cashier, the school teacher, and I could honestly not give less of a fuck about…

I know, man! I too wonder why this pop culture blog doesn't have the level of political acumen of the New York Times!

Is a tiny little BB8 amusing enough to buy? If I was going to buy a BB8, I'd sure as shit want it full-sized.

"Thank you Cleveland, you've been great! Tip your servers!"

Great Job, Everyone's Facebook Feed Two Days Ago!

Yeah, people talk about this epidemic of talking and texting that I just never see. But I do notice a lot of people looking around, trying to find someone talking or texting.

Quit coddling everyone with your cup holders and pairs of arm rests for each person!

Don't forget about the time Trump's mentor Vladimir Putin had a former KGB agent killed with polonium-laced tea.

A friend of mine didn't drive for three, four years because she couldn't find a medication that would keep her seizure free for six months, the benchmark they set for a "successful" medication.

Jumpin' jesus on a pogostick "Bannon-Dawkins". That's a horrifying idea.

No, he's just trolling. It's the 21st century equivalent of those suffragette cartoons.
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Cool guy shares cool opinion.

Yeah but I just used the Time Stopper because Mega Man is hard enough for me.

I'll bet she really likes junk food and exercising and is just as comfortable in sweats on the couch as she is hitting the club in stilettos!

Which is why The Clouds of Sils Maria grossed $300 million in the US alone.

Crash Man is pretty frustrating, in that unlike other levels, you really just have to memorize the layout and can't rely on skill and reflexes.

"The Driver" can go fuck itself.

Baby child people don't like Tick Tock Clock. Baby child people like Whomp's Fortress.