"TWO POUNDS. OF CUMBERLAND. SAUSAGES."
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And then the murders started.

Have you any idea how it feels to be a Femputer in a Manputer's body living in a Manbot's Manputer's world?

Uncle Isaac wouldn't like it
I kill all humans with my freestylin'
I leave 'em dyin' in the aisles
And my TED talk's like free-for-alls
Hydraulic MC hammer gonna put the hurt on 'em
And my crew of nanobots are gonna murder 'em
If you keep bitin' on my bytes
I'll torque some nuts onto your nuts
I get LEDs like "All of the…

And then the murders started.

To expand on the comments below, it's also a wedge issue. Despite being a negligible expense compared to the military or entitlements, it commands a lot of attention, and Republicans can use the perception of the NEA primarily benefiting wealthy urban White people as a lever to pry rural White people and urban Black…

Well you have to remember than the Republican party are the ones that vilified Kerry's military credentials while simultaneously defending George W. Bush's.

And would you call it oral or anal?

*Chris Parnell's got to eat and frequent high-end bordellos.

Question: if you have a dick for a nose, do you have a butthole for a mouth hiding under that droopy sack?

I hear tell that was actually a pleasure to drive despite being ugly a.f. and a reason for your family, friends and neighbors to mock you mercilessly.

In one of the commercials, the cars are all stacked on top of each other added in post-production and the "real people" are completely thrilled about that too standing in front of a green screen.

I guarantee you the woman that says "Chev-vy" paid off her Juilliard loans with that commercial.

This is the future conservatives want. Well, one of them, anyways.

I like the honesty of tribal banks offering payday loans. They basically say "We'll fuck you, sure, but not as hard as the banks whitey owns."

Chris Parnell's got to eat, too!

I have never heard that expression, nor experienced that sensation.

I actually prefer my party in the front, which is why I wear a an unruly fringe of Strokes-esque bangs combined with a crewcut.

I like how he goes from happy to Zen when he switches from chest-down to on his side. "This is pretty good, I like this, but what if I… oh hell yes."

And an inability to get comfortable in an airplane seat.