The Grown Woman Who Loved Tom Gordon

Janitor Robot was super relatable! Has a job to do and this asshole stowaway keeps fucking it up!

To be fair, I don't remember the name of the protagonist of UP either, but he and the bad guy don't have a song with their name in it.

"long slog in which outcome nearly always determined in first 20 minutes and rest of game is all but one player being slowly crushed under wheels of capitalism"

Four sides, all equal length, 90 degree angles, but that's not important right now.

Make Pluto a Monopoly piece again!

I was making a joke. I know how theatre works. I do it.

Everything from the time period between O Brother and No Country is only three movies.

What show are you working on with pingpong balls and people with dots on their faces? Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind? The Mystery of Irma Vep?

RIP Earl Hindman

That sounds like something out of Community but it is actually true! You should've declared it a "FUN FACT".

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Oh I… wait, what?

The symbiotes all sound like they should have "Darth" in front of their name.
Carnage, Lasher, Phage, Scorn, Marcus…

The post-game show is brought to you by… Christ I can't find it, the hell with it.

I don't get it.

"FUCK IT, TOXIN AND CARNAGE, TOO."
-Sony executive who used to love comic books but has since discovered coke

This is your high point in AV Club comments. Excelsior!

"Almost, and don't you forget it."
-Deadpool

I don't think anything in your first paragraph would ever occur to a film executive, and if someone suggested it to them, they would punch that person in a coke-fueled rage. I think Sanchez is probably right, but that the extent of their thought process is, "Psychopath in a suit beats people up and cusses, what do I…