It's just an over-the-shoulder shot of me playing Super Nintendo and alternately sighing and cursing and then switching to Metal Warriors.

It's just Ivory dish soap!

Major League, leaving just in time for baseball season.

American conservatism, ladies and gentlemen.

It makes you underestimate his comedic chops!

"Arse over tits! Through another shrimp on the barbie! Wots all this then?!"

That proverb is best appreciated in the original Klingon.

"We found 100… I mean 60 ounces of weed in a donated cooler."

Where's Buzz to say something with the subtext of, "Old people can fucking die for all I care"?

Jane Fonda was so beautiful Barbarella I can't look directly at the screen.

You know who I like in the later season? Howie the deadpan ginger intern.
You know who's lame? Turk's surgery intern.
I also like Sunny.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to live in Cop Land.

Scrubs is the BEST candidate for randomization! After Futurama. If anything I said wasn't a good candidate, it's WW and GG.

@ChancellorPuddinghead:disqus gets randomized Twilight Zone but every episode has the final three minutes lopped off.*

It's like you watch one tickling video and all of the sudden Pornhub thinks that's all you want.

The original or the reboot?

Nah, I love Days of Heaven without reservation.

I HAD A SYSTEM.

😝😆😂

Is Canada still stuck with 2003 TV where Tina Fey is on SNL?