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WORTH IT—*Gurgle, faints from blood loss.*

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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You've got him pegged.

The original "Stella Shorts" created by MM&D that predated the Stella series by a few years featured lots of dildos.

I think of strapon dildos.

I like to pick up every pet and do The Lion King with it. Sadly, my cat won't let me.

Who really has the authority to name anything? What gives the International Astronomical Union more authority than the International Star Registry? Because everyone agrees that the IAU has authority and ISR doesn't? Why should NOAA be "official" and TWC be "bullshit"? Neither has any more legitimacy than fiat currency.

She died like 80 years ago.

I barely care about DVD over VHS.

SMOKE.

Also, it makes them sound like 14-year-olds.

Elvis Presley's mother received welfare. Romero actually suffered financially because the government did not adequately protect his film. Despite being recognized by the Library of Congress as "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant," Night of the Living Dead generated relatively little income for him,…

Yes, when there are COUTNERPRODUCTIVE THINGS HE IS PROMOTING. Shit, if he were abandoning the war on drugs, an incarceration rate greater than RUSSIA, CHINA, CUBA, IRAN, OR DAMN NEAR ANYONE, and a military bigger than the next eight COMBINED, I might could be convinced! He's doing fuckall so he can take his wedge…

Makes sense that a two-bit huckster like Trump shorts us on our four bits.

And some of our greatest work has been due to federal support of the arts. The Federal Theatre Project helped launch Orson Welles, it fostered the members of the Group Theater, and its Negro Unit was succeeded by the American Negro Theater.

Arthur Miller, Sidney Poitier, Orson Welles, Harry Belafonte, Sinclair Lewis, Clifford Odets, Ruby Dee, Ossie Davis, Elia Kazan, and Eugene O'Neil all owe success to federal support of the arts.

I wonder what Americans will spend their forty six cents each (318.9 million people splitting the NEA's $148 million) on.

It Can Be two things.