And now you can't get a grant to fund your one-jackass show about your struggle with CancerAIDS.

All your rich examples provide some really great support for your argument.

It's high-quality contributions like this that make you such a beloved commenter.

Chris Hemsworth/Thurl Ravenscroft
Theodore Rex/Diana Krall
Yes

I'll say you are.

Have AV Club accounts given up the ghost? I can only get in with my Disqus account.

Maybe Marvel Entertainment needs some therapy so it can figure out its commitment issues.

THARCY

What does this have to do with Macduff and MacB?

Why you gotta drag Dean Cain into this? Can we make it, "Will you still call me Hercules?"

*Theme music by Three Doors Down*

Man, he's going to be at Wizard World Cleveland this weekend. I should show up and accuse him of selling out Christianity out by profiting off the indoctrination of children into polytheistic heathenism.

Also, he is still capitalizing on his ill-gotten fame. Next month, he's signing autographs at Super Megafest alongside such demonic luminaries as James Marsters, Butch "Eddie Munster" Patrick, "Queen of the Paranormal" Kadrolsha One, and Burt Reynolds.

How do the evangelicals square this with his Satanic/Pagan work in Hercules and Xena? I mean, if M:tG, Pokemon, D&D and Harry Potter are occult brainwashing tools, then surely the pulp mythology of Hercules must have been just as guilty.

Some of them subsist almost entirely on those kinds of movies! I'm looking at you, Academy Award-winner F. Murray Abraham!

Hey, i welcome a world in which the "evil ACLU lawyer" is played by Ray Wise. WHOOOOO LELAND PALMER!

You really haven't.

I'm, like, 60% sure Rex Tillerson is actually a West Wing character, not a real person.

Tell me more about your frictionless spherism.

I know a lot of libertarians who don't mind a strong, active local government, as they are, hypothetically, more beholden to the interests of their constituency, that the furthest away a person can get and still influence their decisions is across town rather than 100 or 500 or 3000 miles away (again, in theory).