She could get a real job instead. In the parlance of her kind of people: I hear McDonald's is hiring.

Used to be with it, changed it, etc. etc.

Yeah, enough of this unga bunga jungle music!

Yes, for a day to make a point. Poor men. When will men catch a break from the feminazi illwombinati?

There's an awful lot of #notallmen attitude here, there's for sure.

Not to mentioned they completely wasted Julia Telles and Bailey Buntain in Year in the Life.

The Geller Girls

But also a Bunheads revival would be okay.

Please don't encourage me to make creepy, graphic remarks about teenage characters.

I have a friend with EDS and there's also a porn star I really like with it.

Yeah, I'd feel pretty fucking bad if I was making fun of her looks and finding out she was dealing with Crohn's or Ehlers-Danlos or something.

This is the future liberals want.

Who left the cap off my [bleep] Glisten!?

Looks like X is not gon' give it to ya.

*Fade in on Stewart and Reynolds standing around chatting, waiting to begin filming the first scene.*
Reynolds: And you've seen it?
Stewart: I've seen it all. I've seen everything. They're trying to cover–
Director: Places, please. Quiet on the set. Marker. Action!
*Ricky Gervais comes running at them, guns blazing.…

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Lonnie Donnegan's address.*

The rich keep getting richer.

"Amateurs."
- Robert Rodriguez

I'm sick of you cramming your personal politics into this comment section that I view as escapism, and now we're going to get stuck in a feedback loop.

Ductile? Whoo whoo!