Create a Shrine of the Silver Monkey level and watch them melt into puddles of quivering goo.

The A.V. Club

You'd have to ask Martha Stewart.

It's funny, because my primary strategy for acclimating myself to new foods (I ate a piece of broccoli for the first time in my life last month) is to drown it in Heinz.

Here's a fascinating book on the subject, that combines scientific inquiry with memoir.
Suffering Succotash, A Picky Eater's Quest to Understand Why We Hate the Foods We Hate by Stephanie Lucianovic

That was me opening my mouth about to say something and then thinking better of it and shutting my mouth. It's new and I'm hoping it becomes "a thing".

:-o

This was fascinating when it was on Gizmodo three weeks ago.

Sing your song for me.

You can only look through a looking glass with one eye.

Yeah, of the things that muck up my machine, Excel is far behind Outlook, Chrome, Word and our accounting software.

People don’t want to talk and interact physically across the dinner table, why should they want to do so while wearing a cardboard box with an phone stuck in it?

It’ll be just like the Internet. The powerful will continue to exploit everyone else, but we’ll be able to see it happen immersively.

And yet the power structures of the world remain fundamentally unchanged. The same people and the same types of people are in charge, they still use the same methods to set the masses against each other, with the same results.

"They're just a rip-off of Stiff Little Fingers" or "Everything after Kerplunk sucked"?

You ever hear Mitch Hedberg's bit?
"Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus.' One of those two doesn't sound right."

In Pog form!?

Tom Waits was born old so joke's on you.

There is no question about it.

Okay but what's an anglosaxon and who's Norman?