Is your mind going?

I think the Taboola ads are subtly trying to drive me mad.

"Sir" is a weird name to give a son.

Nurses to health a gravely-injured Boba Fett after he escapes the Sarlacc. True story.

Put on full Stormtrooper armor and have someone reach through your unitard and manually stimulate your genitals and see what happens. Just do it. Do it and videotape yourself. Yeah, yeah, just like that.

Mark Cherry: "Getaway"

Repay TMBG for their great Undercover—

Yeah, sure, it'd be cool to see a dumb action movie in the Starship Troopers reality. But that wouldn't be Starship Troopers any more than I, Robot was an adaptation of I, Robot.

So you're simply stating a fact with no value judgments implicit in it. Okay, dude. I get it. You're trolling me now. We're done.

I like Poets a little better but I think the results of a a Bobcaygeon cover would be generally more interesting.

That's what I keep telling people with OCD and alcoholism and ADD! Just stop washing your hands/drinking/not paying attention! Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

And also with you.

Weed smells and tastes gross, so…

She's primarily a different body part!

Lazy, entitled, selfish cockroaches…

I actually have no desire for a faithful Starship Troopers film. Any film of the book would either be boring or miss the point. So much of it is (and I mean this in a good way) infodump and philosophical discourse. Sometimes books can just be books and movies can just be movies, ya know?

But who cares? What obligation does it have to not be biased? Are you new here?

WHEN OH WHEN WILL OUR POP CULTURE BLOGS EMBRACE THE KIND OF JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY PIONEERED BY THE POP CULTURE BLOGS OF GENERATION X?

YOU'LL GET TONY BENNETT IN A COMMERCIAL FOR A DISNEYLAND ATTRACTION AND YOU'LL BE GRATEFUL FOR IT

Carry On