Isn't a frat-bro version of Chloe just… Chloe?

I present to you…

Fun Beck fact: he was born Bek David Campbell
Bonus Beck fun fact: his brother's name is Channing.

Jens Lekman was one of those artists whose name I'd heard many times but I had no idea what he was. I had some vague, half-formed ideas about his music but it turns out I was thinking of Sondre Lerche and then I heard You Are the Light and holy shit.

Go on…

Imagine, if you will, a load of horseshit.

I once met the insane child of someone convicted of murdering a Mik. He was quite a mad Mikkiller's son.

Ooh, I'll have to read that. I rather like his blog. He strikes me as a very pragmatic, level-headed, socially progressive libertarian.

I'd only ever read the name so I operated under the assumption it was BAWN EYE-ver and still often default to reading it that way in my head, much like I pronounce the C in "indictment."

Fun fact: the Black guy isn't Hootie. They're all Hooties-and-the-Blowfishes

Talk about burying the lede.

Also he lives in Ohio and has expressed support for the ACLU! What's not to like!

Does he like "a beer with friends" the same way I like "a beer with a lot of hops"?

All we have is a stall and a urinal and so if I need to take a #2, I wait til the restroom is empty so I don't have to look anyone in the eye as I go in for my 2pm special.

MAYBE. WHAT'S IT TO YOU.

It's good. I think a lot of the fun of OMW was the Starship Troopers-esque world-building and so GB doesn't catch the attention as quickly (despite being built in a similar manner with the New Recruit Audience Surrogate character). It hasn't kicked into gear yet, though, so it's tough to say.

That comic got you hooked on OUAT, huh?

Who's the mark? Whose face are we shoving this in? Who versus? Who are we doing it versus?

I'm a groomsman. My absence would be, ah… noted.

Treating people like little dogs is also apparently frowned upon.