I got sized for my first bespoke suit. I spent more on it than I care to admit, but I'm going to look sharp as fuck.

Yeah, and I'm checking in a night early so I can enjoy the wedding weekend a little more. It'll be fun. Just expensive.

And there's still the wedding, hotel and gifts! This sumbitch is going to set me back a thousand goddamned dollars.

I have to buy a goddamned $450 plane ticket to a bachelor party on the ass-end of nowhere.

How about don’t lose your shit and run to the media crying when something innocuous happens to you that literally happens to everyone regularly and that does not matter one iota?

I wish I had more to say about the last two Dark Tower books.

I'd rather freezing and dry than cold and rainy. It was like 35 and rainy yesterday. The WORST.

Once you have seen the Barsanti, it cannot be unseen.

He just joined for the discount on gum.

Adam Driver, technically a one-time Marine.

You can take solace in the AV Club not knowing how to properly capitalize government agencies.

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Indeed! And a Beats One Radio host.

Zane Lowe is a moderately notable person.

And to think that Andrew Cuomo would sign off on such a raucous soirée!

Bing™

Just what in the hell are you talking about?

So this is staged, right?

Hey, I'd just like to remind everyone that the band playing in the Cantina scene are referred to as jizz wailers.

They didn't use any hashtags!