Yes, yes, never do anything similar to something someone else already did.

This article makes me want to punch someone in the face and then confess my sins at Charlotte Chruch.

I'm pulling for an O'Brien-Rudd

*Addendum: I love "The Whole World".

Disqus is other people.

Notable, maybe. Acclaimed, perhaps. Cult figures, I suppose. Well-regarded, possibly. Prominent, I'll grant you. Journeymen, mayhaps. But not famous.

Meow the Jewels was a gimmick. What about RTJ is any more a gimmick than, say, Method Man & Redman or Mos Def & Talib Kweli?

Killer Mike was Jewel this whole time.

Youngstown is middler America than the Great Plains, I'll tell you that much.

I'm putting my $10,000 in a savings account and then freezing myself for 2000 years. Compound interest, baby.

They were a tennis ball company until they were sent a shipment of potatoes. Other companies would have balked, but Pringles said, "Fuck it, cut 'em up!"

GOOP

She's not funding African warlords to ensure access to rich oil deposits, so she could be doing much worse than many of the multimillionaires that we DON'T spend much time complaining about.

Hey, I blocked him too!

Do you people think if you got really famous and rich, you'd try to get even MORE famous and rich by endorsing brands and shit like that?

Also, that family is caring for the lead's veteran brother. And the lead's son gets a football scholarship. Might as well be set in Masillon or literally anywhere in Texas.

Well say what you mean, not what you assume everyone will take from your pithy sarcasm.

Funny you should mention that. Scroll down to my next comment.

Also, Fences was written in the 80s and takes place in the 50s. Just what in the, Ah say, what in the sam hill are you talkin' about, boy?

So you piss and moan about prestige pictures not being relatable to middle America I give you an example of a prestige picture about a working-class nuclear family in the Rust Belt and you don't have shit to say. Got it, dude.