What's next? Black mathematicians? Interracial marriage? Do the coastal elites have no decency? AT LONG LAST, DO THE COASTAL ELITES HAVE NO DECENCY!?

Fences comes out this month.

*Nods sagely.*

Maybe you'd prefer Aaron Eckhart be denied his supper for playing mumbledy peg instead of frammin on the jim jam.

Those coastal elites in Daytona Beach and Charleston, just champing at the bit for hood-movies with homosexual drug dealers. When will they learn?

Or Leslie Jones or Kate McKinnon or Brianna Hildebrand or Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Something something John Krasinski something Jim-Face.

You notice how there are only four women nominated for Best Actress in an Action Movie? They literally couldn't find enough to fill the category.

All the women in LA are Asian?

"The first ten million comments were the worst, and the second ten million comments, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that we got Kinja."

Cuyahoga County voted Clinton over Trump more than two to one. Where do YOU live?

Fuck That No No NO NO 2: Return to Oz

Did I sleep through that season or something?

I ALREADY DID CHIFFAROBE

Net Nixes Steamy Sleeper

Is that Laverne from Scrubs? I thought Scrubs killed her off because the actress died. Huh.

Behind the Chiffonier

The Talented Mr. Davenport

Or, as they call it in France, "le Big Mac".

Texts from Dog