My dad and I didn’t both wipe our eyes at the same time over this. And if we did, it definitely was unrelated to things like “crying”.

Shouldn’t Ash be like 40 now and complaining about back pains and cholesterol and how he can’t afford a car let alone a million dollar bike so he’s walking everywhere while all these stupid kids who stayed in school and went to college instead of joining the Pokemon fighting rings are living the good life?

JarJar broke US.

I’m fairly sure that what Disney said they wouldn’t do is CGI clone her into the new film. Plenty of films are released after an actor has passed with footage they already shot. I don’t think they are being disrespectful, she shot those scenes to be shown.

Yep, woman lost her son to the Dark side, while her deadbeat husband left her because it was all too stressful. And what did Luke do? Decide to run away forever with his hands in his ears while he shouted “ I know I fucked up, but it’s not my problem anymore, lalalala! I just want to be sad and lonely lalalalala!”

Truth! Also like to point out that Chewie never broke. It’s really a story about a girl and her space-dog.

Obi Wan was broken by his failure with Anakin. That is abundantly clear at the end of Revenge of the Sith. And he wasn’t sacrificing anything because no one even knew Luke was alive that he needed protecting. If anything, as someone who was clearly on the most wanted list of Vader and the emperor being he brought more…

If they use a speech where she talks about hope in the face of overwhelming odds, I will Force Cry so hard. And if it’s a holorecording that Poe and the crew have to put out to the galaxy to light the fire that burns the First Order down I’ll completely lose my shit. 

Anakin didn’t die when he broke. He became Darth Vader.

Beautiful words.

I get it, but it’s still a little sad the character of Leia won’t get a proper wrap up because understandably no one can bring themselves to replace Carrie Fisher (starting with Hamill). Leia is the unquestioned biggest hero of the Skywalker saga. Anakin broke. Ben broke. Han broke and Luke broke. Only Leia stood tall…

Punishment for “failing to safeguard a Department of Education computer” seems like the ultimate in ad hoc decisions.

But it is usually women who face this. They don’t actually care about women or minority rights. Only their own. 

It made me pretty angry too. How about doxxing the ex, in case I ever come across him and feel a little punchy.  He sounds like a real asshole.  I bet his boss would like to know.  

If an abusive ex posted their partner’s banking info online instead of their body, there’s no question everyone would see it as a serious crime and the ex would be in jail forever. You would think all these libertarians who hold property rights sacrosanct understand that nothing is more your private property than your…

Christopher Plummer can certainly play George Bluth Senior

and David Cross can now eat a giant bag of dicks. Asshole.