Damn you! I fell for it again!!

I think he ate Inspector Gadget.

Well, NYC is one of the fashion capitals of the world and when you dress like this, Teddy’s gotta feel a bit uncomfortable.

The New York primary is less than two weeks away on April 19, at which point Republicans will have the option of voting for someone who has helped literally block all the sunlight from a portion of Manhattan, and someone who hates your guts. Good luck!

There is not a politician on earth who, if asked “can you be a feminist if you are pro-life” would not answer in the affirmative. It is a stupid question and a stupider answer, but it’s the only available one.

Actual comment on the Elizabeth Warren Didn’t Actually Endorse Bernie article:

And Warren is not Sanders! Warren is not the female version of Sanders! The female version of Sanders isn't even in politics right now because a woman like that has no chance in politics.

Thanks for the mansplanation, not-sexist dude.

Well, Elizabeth isn’t like those other girls. She’s a cool girl.

I mean, I am sure there is a way to prosecute them but I don’t know it because I am a regular person who doesn’t work with the law and/or legislation and/or investigation. Bernie is. How does he not have an answer to that? How has he not memorized the legal statutes that could allow prosecution??

Why play this game? If she used his tone and his gestures her political career would have never started. The purpose is to show that the central tenet of Sanders campaign is something he does not understand in detail. Breaking up big banks and reigning in Wall Street is his primary issue, he should have these talking…

Right? And I’ve read (I’ll admit, as a Texan college kid at the timeI wasn’t paying attention to Massachusetts senate elections) that when she was running for senate, people were saying the same shit about her that they say about Hillary (specifically that she didn’t seem genuine, too elitist, etc.) That, plus how…

First off, I’ve seen it. It was pretty good. So was the book. But they are no substitute for reading hundreds of Pooling & Servicing Agreements, which are the governing documents for those toxic mortgage bonds they described in that movie and pouring over gigabytes of raw performance data on the trillion plus dollars…

When a company pays a $5 billion fine for doing something that’s illegal, yeah, I think we can bring charges against the executives.

He’s from Brooklyn and was meeting with The Daily News not the San Diego Union-Tribune. This is the kind of “Man of the people” v. “Out-of-touch Elitist” question they often ask.

BUT THE QUESTIONS WERE HARD!!!! /s

They are excoriating him for it because he demonstrated that he lacked basic knowledge on a topic he talks about constantly. He isn’t wrong about how the system is fucked, but it is a problem that he has zero interest in figuring out how to fix it beyond giving speeches. I like the guy, but this is a serious flaw of…

Especially since, y’know, not all of America lives in NYC or rides the subway. Contrary to what Gawker and so many other media employees may sometimes think.

I think you kind of buried the lede on this. The president does not need to ride the subway. The president should have some concept of how they would execute their campaign promises.

So this is what it looks like when journalists finally start vetting Sanders, huh?