I'd love to see a Deadspin article listing the one, true, non-homer, non-cheerleader beat writer in each NFL city, and why they are perceived as such.

What a silly question. Would a cheap team build a $1.3 billion stadium with someone else's money?

Meanwhile, Packer fans are still waiting for Mike McCarthy's balls to show up.

Please show me where he called Serena "attractive". His quotes make her seem more like a sideshow freak.

Plenty of women dislike Dunham. Plenty of men love her. It's a hipster thing, not a gender thing.

They're giants in the industry of reassuring awful people that they aren't awful.

You know…this is actually very astute! I watch Girls and enjoy it for the most part - it has some really great moments and some that just kind of…don't go anywhere. There's some genius there that is just being filtered in a weird way, or something.

I just do not understand what is interesting about Lena Dunham.

If you give her a chance, she'll be happy to explain it to you.

San Francisco hired my wife's college boyfriend?

I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.

No way, chicken parm really does taste that good.

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

So you think there were just like busses full of photographers standing on the sideline of a Stanford college football game in 2007—when they had been terrible for years—and after a touchdown is scored, instead of focusing their lenses on the the guy that scored or the celebration, they trained it on the tackle…

Why don't you and the laser get a frickin' room?

Would you like a stepladder so future 80s references won't go over your head?

I don't think that's what Coach Gruden had in mind when he told Griffin that he might benefit from extra time on the practice field.

Former high school boys and girls head swim coach here. Day after day, meet after meet, practice after practice, the girls team would go to the locker room, throw on sweats and hoodies, and leave. The boys team would hang around in the locker room forever, showering, fighting, doing who knows what else went on in…

Hunter wants to be outspoken against homosexuality, but only on his own terms. I see no reason for reporters to cater to his terms.

Yep, you're right! I am definitely intolerant of Hunter's bigoted opinions.