i thought he made a pretty good asshole in rules of attraction.

I, for oneone, will never let the truth stand in the way of an easy punch line.

Second place:

"Character is what you show when no one is looking"

Hey, what's the creepiest quote you could imagine from a man accused of rape?

Griffin hopes this will silence the doubters who said he would never have more than one goodyear.

He looks tired.

Not Pictured: Dan Snyder, who still can't figure out how his chariot works.

Hey for once, he's dragging something down besides his team.

Duvall's wife was born in 1972, the same year The Godfather came out.

Great. Now the 49er's Social Media Director and their Offensive Line Coach are both going to have presentations in training camp called "For God's Sake, Can't You Just Block Them"

You're wrong, Albert. Sam Hinkie is a goddamn genius. Only he has been able to amass a below 20% win percentage and yet still garner fawning media coverage and legions of braying, defensive commenters every time his master plan is even remotely questioned. Only he has been able to monkeyfart his way to multiple…

Too soon

So I see I wasn't the only person who gave Bernie Kosar some change yesterday.

—descriptions Civic Motto of Cleveland

From what I read, Hardy and his brother solved the mystery and proved his innocence in one of their toughest cases yet!

I admit I haven't watched a ton of professional American football, but I've seen enough to know that Marshawn Lynch's actions cannot be defended.

"failing to maintain a single lane"

Russell Wilson not getting nearly enough blame this morning. His play clock mismanagement led them to burning 2 Time outs on that drive, one of which was after and incompletion when he wasn't able to read the defense (the timeout after the Kearse circus catch is slightly more defensible). If they had all 3 timeouts,…