I love this because you make me hate the thing I love. Movies. You should get a Noble Prize.

I am going to be a bit of a contrarian here. I would be happy to see if go back to what it was before Stewart (I am talking Kilborn era) when it was a show that actually mocked news. Stewart became a bit to preachy for me and his politics became very transparent. If you are a partisan, its great for you. But I…

You crossed the line with Giving Tree. Its beautiful tale about unconditional love. Sure the boy could be a selfish prick. And it was a little unrealistic that he could build a house out of tree branches. Or that an elderly man could carry an entire tree away to carve into a boat. But you are missing the POINT!!

This is the proverbial Lip Stick on a Pig. But I knew it was horseshit when I saw Chris Carter yanking on his pubes to cry on that commercial. And those ridiculous actors ACTING as they cried their way through the spot. Fuck this No More! Its an insult to ACTUAL domestic violence.

Seriously, reread For Sweden, but this time put your sense of humor on. It will all make sense.

Dude, it now makes sense. Order had been restored to the galaxy. May the Force be with You, Dude :)

That is not obvious based on your above paragraph, Dude

dude. This is not an apples to apples comparison. There is data to show that this kind of move doesn't have a positive trend line. See Career of Mike Singletary. Just one example.

You basically proved Chait's point. Thank you.

Sound to me like you did your homework.

Commando with Arnold Schwarzenegger just so you know what you stepped in

She sucks for so many other reasons than this. But I must admit I take great joy in her struggles. Please do this to Justin Bieber soon. I can wait to see that turd dumpster in County Orange. Would be the best Christmas ever!

Thanks for letting loose the Bulls Fan Boys. They are out in full force. Must be a full moon or something. If I were a fan of the Bulls, I would be pissed at Rose. He does not give a shit about playing basketball, just getting paid by basketball. He does not care about the fan base on bit. He is busy planning…

Stella is not good, its not bad. It's not Heineken. Some tough words for a minimally offensive, mostly blah beer. Save that kind of vitriol for Bud Light, Keystone, Mic. Ultra. The truly shitty beers that shame Western civlization

You make a good point. Letting kids die is pretty bitchin'.

Whoa! Slow down buddy. You should just throw the term "turbo" around. Makes you look like an asshole. And define "multiple" 5-6? Because anything less is just a "few". Jeez!