Valve really needs too learn to curate.

And here I was singing the praises of the Dolphin dev. team. Bryk’s and Bryk’s cohort’s work in the last few years has put Dolphin development *lightyears* ahead of anybody else when it comes to emulation. Sad too see someone pass at all, let alone someone doing good work like this.

The thing about 4chan is you should never A: tell them who you are, and B: take ANYTHING they ever say, ever, seriously.

If you can’t (and that’s perfectly okay if you can’t! Just be honest with yourself) then don’t go to 4chan, ever. It’s like someone who has zero alcohol tolerance going to a frat party; if it’s not…

That is some next level trolling right there.

I saw it and was gonna post “Marlinspikes are damn useful” but you already posted almost the exact same thing.

Looks like a really good Seaman’s knife, actually.

My issue is the concept of banning you from software *you paid for*

If it was free, or they had their own discrete server service and the game still functioned outside of a gated community where these rules apply, i.e. private server support, that’d be great. But 100% of your rights to the software can be revoked…

Valve does a lot; between hosting, access to a massive demographic, and simplifying users-publisher interaction, they want their paycheck for what the do for both small content makers, and massive studios.

You seriously over-estimate how much time Navy Vessels spend in port.

“Everyone is a sheep except ME!!!!”

Just like my Perspective instructor always said: references references references!

Why the fuck, can I not say fuck, in fucking GT-fucking-A!?!?!?

Yeah, but what’s the long game aside from a special emote? Galaxies was an MMORPG afterall.

Observation: It would appear that the fleshy meatbags in charge of the Star Wars Canon are in a desperate need of a Neural Recalibration.

Hopeful Proposition: May I administer the Neural Recalibration, Master? I promise you, it will be exceedingly quick.

Despite how ever many smug people who like to point out that more people speak Chinese variants than they do English, English still is the most wide-spread language in the world.

Gaelic Irish is distinct from Gaelic Scottish.

The whole premise of the legal debacle is them saying they don’t have the proper screwdriver to open it up.

They probably do check each and every one.

There’s a lot of empty space in the case for the NES, and the top loader’s interior has cowling. It’s perfectly possible small items could be smuggle in. A tiny baggie of a powdered substance would be impossible to find without opening it up.

There’s actually a lot of free space in NES side loaders.

You can only get so much enjoyment out of hitting a Retron 5 with a hammer.

Or you could save time and money and just not scan it at all.