Meet your new Press Secretary!

"…is currently on vacation in Italy." He can cry his crocodile tears on Silvio Burlosconi's shoulder.

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Available 5/21

Eye would litigate 4 U

15-year old me loves this idea, but 37-year old me thinks this is kind of sad. But this place isn't really meant for adults… right?

"That ass is makin' me believe in miracles." [wink]

"And a glazed donut…. TO GO!"

Kevin Spacey is having Tony Toni Tone over for dinner?

Is there an expansion set planned where you can go into town, even if it's only for an hour?

Please tell me it will have this theme song:
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Alex Jones is a "piece of shit" playing "a bigger piece of shit," Son of Sex Pwnther claims.

I like to think I'm on the bottom end of the "power user" spectrum, so I guess you could call me a "power bottom."

No. I honestly hope that drone strike got rid of those characters and that storyline.

And they might deplete men of their precious bodily fluids.

Big Ghost, a.k.a Phantom Raviolis, a.k.a. Cocaine Biceps, a.k.a. Galaxy Knuckles needs to set him straight, nawmean.

"I'm Geraldo/and I'm here to say/aside from Drake, in my opinion, [Kendrick Lamar is] probably the best hip-hot artist out there today!"

Or made it head of PR.

Are they back in the cellar from whence they came?

"In continuing bad news for United, one of its planes crashed over New Canaan, CT after a cloud of locusts flew into the jet's turbines."