I wonder if she had to Tran a lot to get ready for this part.

His smile looks like he just smelled a fart, possibly his own.

Is that violinist related to… SERGIO! ?

I used to change the lyrics in the opening song to, "it's like you're always stuck in Richard Gere/when it hasn't been your day/your week/your month/or even your year…"

I wonder if Madoff was worried about catching CancerAIDS when he FIRST stepped into prison?

I didn't actively hate him. He seemed like a combo between an empty suit, and the Chauncey Gardener of the comedy world. But the Trump thing exposed him as a soulless corporate people pleaser.

I'll trade you two Jimmys and a James for a Hillary.

Frank Stallone?

Tusk!

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Unless you're a Republican running for office. Then it's just locker room talk; boys being boys; or between you and God, and nobody else's business.

No, that's way too stupid.

Unboxing videos seem like something an author would put in a post-modern, dystopian literary fiction novel only to have readers find it too crass and absurd, and yet here we are.

Not a smart idea throwing off a doctor - what if people have the fish and a plane-wide pandemic breaks out?

I'm surprised that guy with the mustache and satiny jacket is allowed to be within 100 feet of children.

And a woman, too!

Oh. No. Not that.

Starland Vocal Band, or GTFO.

Rumor has that as part of the audition process, Anthony Hopkins hand washed Michael Bay's Ferrari wearing only a pair of daisy-dukes.

Are we sure that's not Michael Stipe?