We call that a "Portland Possum."

"How would you liked to be locked in a cage all day with a bunch of sweaty men? Nothing to do but lift weights and fold laundry."

A Black-ish World?

Pet theory: Carrie Coon and Mary Elizabeth Winstead play sisters (they do kind of resemble one another) as a female counter-point to Ewan McGregor's twins.

Natasha Leggero

Didn't Russel Brand already try this concept on FX with quickly canceled results?

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Honeymoon at the unemployment office.

Don't worry, they've got guests for years!

That's just an Over the Top rumor.

"Whoa, Kickstarter, up yours!"

Apparently his flesh his so weak to temptation that he can't be around a woman alone, lest he ravish her in a blind fit of passion, or she him. Sounds like his faith is on solid ground.

[slow clap]

These tortilla's rhymes are super corny.

File this under schmidt I don't care about.

After talking to "real people" for three seasons the show is re-titled Let's Take A Break, America.

I've always kind of enjoyed Bret Easton Ellis' cranky contrarian POV on certain topics, but his monologue about Trump and the election on this morning's release (3/27/17) was tone-deaf and exposed his own privilege and ignorance about how disastrous this administration will be. Stick to movies, books, and TV, Bret.

When I was working freelance, I would do audience and background work for extra cash and had to sit through a few warm-up comedians. This one guy kept talking about Vicodin, to the point where I think he was hoping to score from someone in the audience. He also mentioned "we need your great love and enthusiasm" about…

I think we're all in agreeance on that.

Enuff Z'nuff