Close, but this has too much correct grammar and punctuation to be accurate.

Let's hit paws on this pun thread.

"I thought Terrence Malick’s Song To Song was ass-numbing drivel." Would you call it Ass To Ass?

Fuckabee!

Can we just cordon off a part of the US, call it Jesusland and re-settle all the right-wingers that want to live in a 50s country club so the rest of us can move forward as a society?

Sounds like a verse from Going Blank Again mixed with a chorus from Tarantula.

"…got most of its effects, monster, and action footage from the Japanese series Super Sentai." Perhaps it would be more interesting if it were based on the Super Hentai series.

JO Buds unite!

[Bitches leave]

So, white acid is safer than brown acid?

I look forward to ignoring this across multiple platforms.

I don't, thankfully.

MENDOOOOZZZAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck Scott Pruitt and the rest of these big business Republican fucks selling out our environmental future for a few extra bucks over the next few years.

I'm really glad I don't have children, especially teenage children. What is the AppleChatGram for "get off my lawn?"

To lie to her roommate to find her location to ambush her in front of her other guy crosses all kinds of boundaries and is all kinds of unacceptable.

I think exploring how one person's idea of being assertive and bold can be most other people's idea of creepy and stalkerish was interesting, but I agree that it was executed not as well as it could have been. This season has done a good job of hitting relatively realistic character and emotional beats, but Dustin's…

That's his art. The comedy just pays the bills.

He should call it Fat Man Getting Hit In The Groin Repeatedly and then subject the audience to a cerebral deconstruction of hacky, LCD humor.

Be sexually intimate with a woman?